Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Why would you do this?

I read a lot of Web Comics. My list grows and shrinks, but there is a pretty solid core of comics that I love. xkcd is an absolute favorite, Ctrl-Alt-Del, Penny Arcade, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, and Questionable Content are all favorites as well. I also follow some syndicated national comics, as well, like Dilbert and The Boondocks, and all of this I have delivered to me via RSS in Google Reader.

Now, I won't claim to be the smartest person in the world, but I'd like to think that I'm at least above average, or better. Every once in a while, I'll read something and I won't understand it. It's rare, but it happens. Usually, I assume or can glean that it's how the joke has been framed, or that it is referencing something I'm just not familiar with. In either situation, I'm willing to accept that I just won't always be on the same page with whoever created the comic.

Today, I read Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, and he posted a link to a site I'd never heard of called, Comics I Don't Understand. Specifically, he pointed to the the area of the the site that is devoted to his comics.

I have several problems with this site. First, it's one of the ugliest sites I've ever laid eyes upon. This, to me, has to be one the biggest failings. It is just so pathetically styled, and for all the time this person spends posting everyone's comics, you'd think they could take the time to improve the layout and design. It's Wordpress for crying out loud, Wordpress is pretty easy to work with. For some reason, they also insist on showing their labels, which is pointless when view the site in full, but they seem to want to add every label imaginable to the posts so that they overflow, often into the next post, of course a float might fix that, but really, just don't display them, they're really just for searching anyway.

Now, excusing the fact that there's no sense of design, and the layout is awful, and no one has bothered to create a decent header, there is also basically no consistency. As an example, the top entry when I looked was a Rubes comic. After looking at it, I see that it is clearly not a comic he doesn't understand. I could that someone might not understand it, based on the pissing like a race horse reference here. Also, I'm having a hard time understand exactly what has been slipped past the syndicate editors. The reference is a good one, and it's done without actually saying anything vulgar.

Finally, all I can think when looking at this is just how stupid people are. I understand that not everyone is going to get everything, but, it still seems as though this is just a bit excessive. I feel like my eight year old would understand most of these. So many of these jokes are just glaringly obvious, how could anyone not understand them?

This site seems to be tantamount to wearing a shirt that says, "I am incapable of understanding the most basic of humor, and if it is even slightly cerebral..." and on the back it would say, "I fail every time."

Anyway, I suppose that's enough tearing down, it just seems so right to point out something so... well, for lack of a better word, pathetic. Perhaps it is just my nature, I just don't understand any place where people would willingly congregate and admit that they are actually stupid.

(Please note: I don't actually know these people, and they may certainly be intelligent in other ways and just have no sense of comic humor, so I am drawing a pretty general conclusion in assuming they are just really stupid people. Honestly, though, I'm really surprised they figured out how to turn on their computers, let alone stumbling onto the internet, and actually searching out a website where they could come together with other stupid people. Kudos to you, perhaps your millions of stupid friends will find their ways to you as well.)

4 comments:

Unknown said...

There is no law prohibiting people from commenting on a website (which has been online for over 14 years) without first reading the FAQ. There probably should be.

Unknown said...

Hmmm.. That would have been clearer if I'd written "prohibiting people from commenting about a website"

Unknown said...

I appreciate your recognition of the laws of free speech, although, I caution you not to make assumptions about what would be best for those commenting about websites.

Contrary to your belief, I did read the FAQ, in its entirety, I understand the concept and purpose of the site, I still just find it rather stupid.

I think, perhaps, that it wouldn't be so bad if the site weren't so terrible. (Really, those awful 'filed under' tags are just the worst, as is the fact that the site.) For a site that's been around for 14 years, you'd think that would enough time to come up with a decent look for the site, for someone to volunteer to improve things, someone to make a few suggestions, or, at the very least, for someone to pick up a copy of Wordpress for Dummies (I'm not even going to check, but I'm almost certain that book exists).

However, even if the site were tight and polished, I still think I'd be baffled by having a website that is an idiot's convention. I read the FAQ, I also poked around for a little while and was startled by the idiotic remarks and comments, by how many people, in their attempts to explain the comics others found so trying, were actually failing miserably in their own explanations.

I don't mean to offend anyone, really, I just find the whole thing so terribly sad... fourteen years of terribly sad apparently. If it means anything, I don't make the claim that my own blog or websites are any more stupid, even if just for different reasons.

Willynate said...

Yes, I was puzzled as well by the majority of these comics since I understood all of them. One should only look at "The Far Side"'s legendary "Cow Tools" comic to see a comic that can cause bafflement among even the highly educated. Even now I look at that one and even though I "get" it, I still really don't . . .