some random internetting...

one of the forums i frequent, for dried up descent playing has beens, tends to sport some interesting links and things, we all contribute to broadening our internet horizons... so, since i enjoy them, i thought i would share them... and pretend like i've found them all myself!

the hamburglar - e! true hollywood story...

wow, this is hilarious, and stupid all at once. that's all i have to say about that!

Boong Ga Boong Ga ... nope, you don't want to try this at home. it's like a video version of the japanese 'kancho'. it's all so very wrong.

the body of a spam message i recieved yesterday from Paula Lutz:

The consultants recommend homogenised transitional flexibility.
Our upgraded model now offers parallel digital options. An elusive submarine
You really can't fail with integrated management matrix approaches.
Indeed, another optimal power drill hardly pours freezing cold water on another tuba player. A girl scout buys an expensive gift for an earring. Any roller coaster can have a change of heart about a cargo bay about a briar patch, but it takes a real paycheck to wisely graduate from the seldom precise fighter pilot. A fractured briar patch beams with joy, and another knowingly statesmanlike tomato hesitates; however, the underhandedly elusive photon makes love to the sheriff about a pork chop.

it had no links, there was an image that i didn't bother to open, the header info was clean, and honestly, i'm not sure what the point of the whole thing was, but i laughed pretty hard when i read it. i love these emails. they make me glad that i get to breath the same air space as the rest of the world.

screw snakes on a plane, they got shrimps on a treadmill read about it in this article. i fail to see the importance, but it's amusing none the less. i think, however, the scientific community should invest heavily in studying me, and the effects of giving me ludicrous amounts of grant money.

chad vader: day shift manager -

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if you haven't seen it yet, you'd better, cause this shit is great! if you love it, you can actually buy the merchandise here!

what i have dubbed 'christian shock jockery', check out this comic. jesus saves people... probably. i don't beleive it, but i really, and i mean REALLY love the use of the word RAPE as onomatopoeia! too good!

found an article talking about this the other day, it's like ALL of darwin... and more!! pretty sweet, check it out!

this is a great way to advertise men's underwear, i can't speak the language that the site is in, but i'm pretty sure that those are some tighty whiteys worth investing in! i could embed the video... but it plays automatically, and i can't stand that shit... just click the link and enjoy!


here is the exact reason why lonely males between the ages of 12 and 35 enjoy playing japanese import video games so much, this trailer shows that 'game physics' are taking a giant leap BACKWARD, or forward. honestly though, breasts that move indepentantly of one another in such a ludicrous fashion really scare the bejesus out of me.

welp! that about does it for now... enjoy.