No, I'm serious, this will be an epic journey. You're best bet is to make yourself a sammich, crack open a coke and settle in. We'll be heading all over the internet, so, get your browsers ready and away we go.
The right way to eBay.
I'd like you to take a look at tryork5fip's eBay profile, most notably, take a peek at the feedback he's left for others.
Remote Control Pillows
I really don't know what to say about these things, they are the most amazingly spectacular devices ever invented. I've seen pillow speakers, which are ok, but these have to be the best possible pillow modification ever. Honestly, the idea of controlling your television with your pillows is just brilliant.
Doki Doki Majo Saiban
Alright, so I don't have a Nintendo DS, but I think that if I ever get one, the first game I'm going to pick up is this Witch Toucher Simulation. It looks as though it's probably the equivalent of ultra-soft core porn. According to this article on Kotaku:
Story: Previously, there were a few witches in the world. Current day. People don't know it, but the number of witches have grown. So God has chosen two mischievous middle school students, Akuji and Tenshi ("Angel") Ruru, to search for witches. Using the touch pen, players engage in a witch hunt adventure.
The idea is that you're goal is to touch other middle schoolers to find out if their witches. There's lot's of screen shots of dual screen anime girls in short skirts, so, check 'em out.
Todd Goldman is an Art Thief?
Damn straight he is, but don't take my word for it, check out this massive article, with side by side evidence.
The whole sordid affair was brought to my attention by a recent blog post Tycho made at Penny Arcade. Since then, there's been about 6 million posts from every corner of the interwebs, including the great Something Awful Forums, from whence the first link comes.
Anyway, click the link and behold the obvious evidence that Todd Goldman is a sack of shit who apparently isn't good enough to come up with his own shit. Hey, I'm not either Todd, but at least I don't try and pretend.
Tank Chair
Alright, when I first saw TankChair.com, I thought maybe it was awesome... I couldn't wait to get into a car wreck, I needed to become a paraplegic. Of course, that quickly faded, and I saw it for what it really was, a chance for those that are differently abled to do just a few more of those things they couldn't normally do.
I mean, yeah, it's hardcore, and yeah, it looks like you could easily mount a gattling gun on the back and lay siege to your town, but, you could also go camping in remote sites, and trudge through the snow.
Good for them.
Final Destination 1-3, eat your heart out!
Watch this. Rube Goldberg is like a hero to me. Zie Germans have done him justice.
Le Grand Content
In the vein of xkcd.com, I present you with some charts and things about life.
Haloid
Much like every video game nerd, Monty Oum loves CGI lesbians, Halo, and Metroid. It was quite amazing then to watch his newest video, Haloid. It's pretty seamless. Enjoy.
Coming soon, Star Trek shields.
With my inane love of Sci-Fi and all things Star Trek, the only thing that tends to interest me more is seeing Star Trek like advances in technology. Such as this, British scientists have developed 'Deflector Shields' to help protect astronauts from radiation.
That's not all, but it's enough for now...
See you later now.
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