prepare for links!

the seinfeld horror spoof! (and other seinfeld related bullshit...)

i want to go on record as saying that i hate seinfeld... the show, the man, everything about it... jerry seinfeld is not funny, elaine is annoying, the fat guy wasn't interesting, kramer was pretty much the only thing about the show that was even mildly entertaining... and as it stands, he's clearly a biggot... which has sparked some amusing things all over the internets.

however, this link just showed up in an irc catch... someone posted this from break, and i think it's briliant. it's actually really well put together, all things considered, and could nearly pass as a real horror trailer. i thought it was funny.

lolusb!

can't remember where i found this, but it's the greatest use of computer technology since the mouse's inception.



caribou managers are whining...

the star tribune featured this story, and i couldn't help but laugh. this is some of the most ridiculous whining that i've ever heard in my life. so, here's the situation: a group of caribou coffee managers are upset and suing for 'overtime' they feel they deserve because, as salaried managers, they spent most of their time doing the jobs of those they should have had charge over without any real managing taking place. of course, for me anyway, this is funny merely because that is the way of almost every 'retail / service' job on the planet! read the article and laugh too.

damn entertaining use of stop motion!

just watch this... it's great!



keep an eye out!

or you might poke it out with some lawn darts!! there's a great list of the 10 most dangerous toys of all time. watch the shelves this holiday season for the next maming piece of child enjoyment!

my god, i wish i could be this happy...

whiskey tango foxtrot!!!



and last, but not least...

this is fucking hilarious, in a sick sort of way. this guy thought he might be some kind of genius...